Sunday, April 12, 20099:46 PM
■ muahaha :O)
huhu..
lets see wut i want fer my bdae..
pink singlets, pants, some other tee..
rugby tee *which i alredy gt it by airmailed*
(thx cousy) i love you, i love you, i love you!!
huhu! England and Adelaide Crow
i was expecting All blackz as well. but since it here,
i'll just accept it. better thn nothing..
here some funny thign tht cousy and i did last night haha..
Dear heiko,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass in a clown suit and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner.I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid . I'm returning to you your Hannah Montana underwear, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Fir, your irritating cousin..
Dear Sue
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it 'When I threw up in your sock drawer Outside of your office and I saw you 'Pull the pants off of my boyfriends. .I'm sure you're 'Cowardly' enough to understand 'That you need a sex-change'. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep 'your glass eye' as a memory. You should also know that 'I Hate your cooking' and 'I'm scratching my butt as you read this'..
Greetings to your frog Leonard
Haikel =)
Dear Boyfriend Zachli....
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.I think I realized it last year when you peed in your pants in a clown suit and I saw you sitting on my (other) boyfriend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your old New Kids On The Block (NKOTB) blanket to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Your Girlfriend :)
Dear Mona
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.I think I realized it That night you picked your nose In your closet and I saw you Sit on My knee caps. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Shirin
Dear lynno,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think i realized it That night you picked your nose In your apartment and i saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning Your car to you, but i'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Ramona
Dear Mona
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.I think I realized it That night you picked your nose In your closet and I saw you Sit on My knee caps. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Shirin
Dear Shirin,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think i realized it That night you picked your nose In your apartment and At the mental hospital. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your car to you, but i'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Ramona
Go milk a cow,
CESCKII:)
lets see wut i want fer my bdae..
pink singlets, pants, some other tee..
rugby tee *which i alredy gt it by airmailed*
(thx cousy) i love you, i love you, i love you!!
huhu! England and Adelaide Crow
i was expecting All blackz as well. but since it here,
i'll just accept it. better thn nothing..
here some funny thign tht cousy and i did last night haha..
Heiko's personal secret
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass in a clown suit and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner.I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid . I'm returning to you your Hannah Montana underwear, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Fir, your irritating cousin..
Dear Sue
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it 'When I threw up in your sock drawer Outside of your office and I saw you 'Pull the pants off of my boyfriends. .I'm sure you're 'Cowardly' enough to understand 'That you need a sex-change'. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep 'your glass eye' as a memory. You should also know that 'I Hate your cooking' and 'I'm scratching my butt as you read this'..
Greetings to your frog Leonard
Haikel =)
Dear Boyfriend Zachli....
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.I think I realized it last year when you peed in your pants in a clown suit and I saw you sitting on my (other) boyfriend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your old New Kids On The Block (NKOTB) blanket to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Your Girlfriend :)
Dear Mona
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.I think I realized it That night you picked your nose In your closet and I saw you Sit on My knee caps. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Shirin
Dear lynno,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think i realized it That night you picked your nose In your apartment and i saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning Your car to you, but i'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Ramona
Dear Mona
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.I think I realized it That night you picked your nose In your closet and I saw you Sit on My knee caps. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Shirin
Dear Shirin,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think i realized it That night you picked your nose In your apartment and At the mental hospital. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your car to you, but i'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Ramona
Dear Pamela....
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter At the mental hospital and I saw Pull the clothes off My boyfriend .I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter At the mental hospital and I saw Pull the clothes off My boyfriend .I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow,
CESCKII:)